Funny Amazon Find

Wolf Haley

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I was on Amazon looking for watches and I came across this watch
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I didn't think they sold stuff that expensive on Amazon. So I figured lets see the type of people that purchase this stuff. The reviews are funny as fuck lol.

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The comments on this one are pretty funny too...

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Wenger Schweizer Offiziersmesser Giant Messer, mit Schatulle: Amazon.de: Sport & Freizeit

One comment translated:
"The enthusiasm of the features mentioned by previous speakers, I do not quite understand. I doubt that anyone really this stuff (Teilchenbeschleuniger. .. yeah, sure, I use daily) needs and thus go to the (unfortunately few) really practical tools and their strengths and weaknesses of one.

# 1 A hydraulic ram to stop tectonic shifts is generally a good idea, but the fine tuning of the seismic early warning system, my opinion does not deserve its name.

# 2 The defibrillator worked well so far, but can be reasonably used as a torture device (you just do not expect too detailed information), and therefore violates the Geneva Convention.

# 3 Air-conditioning is really excellent, especially for cooling drinks. The energy consumption of the pocket knife but then increases significantly to approximately 22 L of diesel per hour, in nuclear reactor operation I have not tried it.

# 4 The perennial weakness of the arrest of the driver (yes, something has the profane TM) would have within the last 21 years, ever since I purchased the last one, must be removed (hence only 4 stars!)

Everything else is already been said. I do not give 100% Recommended, because the built-mE legal department (including legal expenses insurance, as has been thinking with Wenger someone!) Is the possible actions for violations of the War Weapons Control Act, international law etc. are not really grown."
 
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---------- Post added at 10:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:16 AM ----------

u gotta read all of them reviews.... shits funny trust
 
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