Richie Presto
Spectator
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Warp your taste buds
Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle.
Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting "flavor tripping" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See...it's a miracle!
Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Also, if you are outside of the US, please check your local laws before ordering (just to make sure your order doesn't get stopped at customs).
Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
* Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet
* Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour
* No harmful side effects (other than wanting more)
* Each tablet is 3/8" in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box)
* Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience
* Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!
* Even though this product is in our caffeine section, it doesn't contain any. Fooled ya. It won't perk up your mind, but it will perk up your taste buds.
Warp your taste buds
Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it's a miracle.
Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting "flavor tripping" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See...it's a miracle!
Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Also, if you are outside of the US, please check your local laws before ordering (just to make sure your order doesn't get stopped at customs).
Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
* Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet
* Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour
* No harmful side effects (other than wanting more)
* Each tablet is 3/8" in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box)
* Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience
* Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!
* Even though this product is in our caffeine section, it doesn't contain any. Fooled ya. It won't perk up your mind, but it will perk up your taste buds.
