"Yeah, I drift too" stories

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i know i'm not an official "drifter" on this site but alot of you have seen me street drift. Anyway, I was wondering if you all had some funny stories about people saying they drift, then calling their bullshit, and then having them display their amazing suckiness..... crashing, crying, cops, etc. Please share

I know Repent harliquin has one of the funniest stories i've heard. He's gonna post it under here.
 
all the time people tell me they drift, and then proceed to name their FWD car... the end
 
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i had an old guy yesterday tell me that his GTO drifts by itself all the time. I made someone quit drifting 2-3 years ago. Dude with an S13 kept telling my friend that he drifts so my friend gets him to come drift with me when i had my doo doo FC. OMfuckingG understeering 100% of the time and no throttle control. He never mentioned that he was into drifting ever again. and ended up just beating the shit out of the car offroading it.


oohh heres another I tell dude at party i like to drift....dude says he used to drift and had an 800hp SR and he sold it......LOL i asked what magazines he's been in cause he might have the worlds most powerful SR. Oh and this was in SWFL so i'm sure he was doing all the local events that i've never heard of.
 
Yeah i had some guy named Moe you guys probably know he would tell me all this crazy stories about him drifting his insane S15 but in all the videos i see its Juan driving weird.
 
i carpooled with this kid i worked with years ago, drove an ef fourdoor civic, tells me he "used to drift" while we're driving, so i say, "yeah? we're coming up on a corner we drift, try it!" he guns it, drives straight through the corner, through a fence, a ditch, took a bunch of grass into the radiator, then hit a bunch of little trees, he's not buckled in, so after hitting his ribs on the steering wheel and his head on the mirror, he ends up in my lap in the fetal position. later that night he collapses his lung with one of his broken ribs. everyone at work blamed me for "the poor kids ribs!"
 
repentharlequin said:
i carpooled with this kid i worked with years ago, drove an ef fourdoor civic, tells me he "used to drift" while we're driving, so i say, "yeah? we're coming up on a corner we drift, try it!" he guns it, drives straight through the corner, through a fence, a ditch, took a bunch of grass into the radiator, then hit a bunch of little trees, he's not buckled in, so after hitting his ribs on the steering wheel and his head on the mirror, he ends up in my lap in the fetal position. later that night he collapses his lung with one of his broken ribs. everyone at work blamed me for "the poor kids ribs!"
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thas pretty fucked up.......but he's stupid for listening to u in the first place
 
repentharlequin said:
i carpooled with this kid i worked with years ago, drove an ef fourdoor civic, tells me he "used to drift" while we're driving, so i say, "yeah? we're coming up on a corner we drift, try it!" he guns it, drives straight through the corner, through a fence, a ditch, took a bunch of grass into the radiator, then hit a bunch of little trees, he's not buckled in, so after hitting his ribs on the steering wheel and his head on the mirror, he ends up in my lap in the fetal position. later that night he collapses his lung with one of his broken ribs. everyone at work blamed me for "the poor kids ribs!"
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oh man... thats so good
 
some kid at my school owns 3 240's and tells everyone he is a "drifter"

another kid, who owns a FD said he slides every countyline event, he doesnt know that i go to most of them, i caught him.
then i continued to tell him, i have my D1 license and i'am the DK. he rides my cock now.
 
repentharlequin said:
i carpooled with this kid i worked with years ago, drove an ef fourdoor civic, tells me he "used to drift" while we're driving, so i say, "yeah? we're coming up on a corner we drift, try it!" he guns it, drives straight through the corner, through a fence, a ditch, took a bunch of grass into the radiator, then hit a bunch of little trees, he's not buckled in, so after hitting his ribs on the steering wheel and his head on the mirror, he ends up in my lap in the fetal position. later that night he collapses his lung with one of his broken ribs. everyone at work blamed me for "the poor kids ribs!"
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Are you talking about Chad?
 
iknow a guy who says he buys 240s hooks em up and sells them for profit. then he tells me that he is much better than 80% of virginia and that even tho he wins all these events he cant stand drifting. i quote; "i sold my s13 with stock ka but full susp for 12,500." a bit unbelievable. eh.
 
JoshuaS said:
i had an old guy yesterday tell me that his GTO drifts by itself all the time. I made someone quit drifting 2-3 years ago. Dude with an S13 kept telling my friend that he drifts so my friend gets him to come drift with me when i had my doo doo FC. OMfuckingG understeering 100% of the time and no throttle control. He never mentioned that he was into drifting ever again. and ended up just beating the shit out of the car offroading it.
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lawlz
 
REALLY the best thing/most fun is to act like YOU don't know anything about it, and let them explain it all WRONG and just ask questions about random shit, and see how bad they get LMAO
 
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