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Michael Jackson's face is a result of a Chuck Norris ass kicking.

Chuck Norris can see with his eyes closed.

At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

im supposed to be doing emils helmet.. and other pplz cars n stuff (:

i mean.. were not trying to be pushy.. but FCK! HURRY THE F$%^#& UP! (: i loff' choo frank<3

oh man i love corel!

LMFAO!.. nana nana neener! : sticks tongue out:

fckng fresh. can i piece on iiitttt... pweeeeezzzzeeeee :pouts:

i demand day 2 as well!.. HURRY UP FRANK! :kicks you on your shin:

Mcguyver once tried to give Chuck Norris advice on diffusing a bomb. Chuck Norris then disemboweled Mcguyver using a plastic spoon, a wooden nickel, and the left arm of a midget… yes, a live midget.

The greatest cover up of this century is that Hitler didn’t actually commit suicide in his bunker. He was in fact teabagged to death by chuck Norris

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

i can probably pick you up (:

is that heat? cause i see the imk-msg thrown up....

where do you stay dood

i rly dont know dude.. i saw the gif and i was like OH SHXT PWN3D!!!!!!

oh pfftt. i knew that! lol dope pics (:

enjoying nc chuck? did u get that laptop!?