chris jacksons before u die thread

things i wanna do before i die smoke a blunt, get head while taken a big shit then die and im happy LMAO
 
Before i die i wanna Spend as much time as i can with family and friends. Blow up an abandend building. (i dont want people getting hurt) and shoot a gun. ( NOT AT SOMEONE) Skydiving, Oh and Go to Egypt!
 
ok time for mine
1. have sex while skydiving
2. wheni turn about 60 i want a really fast car turn the whole trunk into a fuel cell
and do the longest poice chase in history from florida to cali
 
Chris Jackson said:
ok time for mine
1. have sex while skydiving
2. wheni turn about 60 i want a really fast car turn the whole trunk into a fuel cell
and do the longest poice chase in history from florida to cali
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gotta roll solid rubber tires and build a external roll cage on the car if your a good enough driver you can make it to mexico:bigthumbu
 
you boys like mexicoooo yeeeeehawwww.. lol i saw super troopers last night..
 
1. bang kim kardashian
2. bang magan fox.
3. bang angelina jolie
4. GTFO my house and fl.
5. bang porn stars.
6. go to japan! till i c everthying!
7. have my own shop.

damn theres more..
 
That's true Chris. Police Chase. I've thought about it thoroughly before. Annonmysly Announce to the Police that you have nuclear weapons in the car and you will start a chase. I would build the car with Solid rubber semi slick tires (dually setup in rear), no glass (all viewing would be from tiny cameras mounted oun body of car behind 10inch thick bullet proof glass) so that means all windows are now full steel and flat screen tv's inside to look outward (complete with night vision/infra red etc for night time runningso you dont use headlights), powerful jacks on top/on side of car in case I get flipped or tipped, Fuel tank take up whole back seat mad of the stuff they use for black box's in planes, Steel undertrays, 4" thick control arms/tierods, Beefiest axles I can possibly get (awd car of course too), Steel covers to cover wheel from outside of vehicle, of course full 40pt roll cage, all doors impossible to open from outside (or just welded shut), 3" thick plate strut towers incase of big jumps along with 2 foot travel suspension, 180 degree steering angle.

With all that, only way they can get me is to trap me somewhere or Have a S.E.A.L. or someone strap himself to my car with a plasma cutter and cut through the metal to inwhich he will be awaiting a shot in the face. What they would most likely end up doing is clearing a highway and have jets shoot missle's at the car until it is immobile or in peices with my body parts everywhere. But thats only if they end up not believing I have nuclear weopons in the car. otherwise I think they will let me go right to Mexico with no problems.
 
FlyinFINN said:
That's true Chris. Police Chase. I've thought about it thoroughly before. Annonmysly Announce to the Police that you have nuclear weapons in the car and you will start a chase. I would build the car with Solid rubber semi slick tires (dually setup in rear), no glass (all viewing would be from tiny cameras mounted oun body of car behind 10inch thick bullet proof glass) so that means all windows are now full steel and flat screen tv's inside to look outward (complete with night vision/infra red etc for night time runningso you dont use headlights), powerful jacks on top/on side of car in case I get flipped or tipped, Fuel tank take up whole back seat mad of the stuff they use for black box's in planes, Steel undertrays, 4" thick control arms/tierods, Beefiest axles I can possibly get (awd car of course too), Steel covers to cover wheel from outside of vehicle, of course full 40pt roll cage, all doors impossible to open from outside (or just welded shut), 3" thick plate strut towers incase of big jumps along with 2 foot travel suspension, 180 degree steering angle.

With all that, only way they can get me is to trap me somewhere or Have a S.E.A.L. or someone strap himself to my car with a plasma cutter and cut through the metal to inwhich he will be awaiting a shot in the face. What they would most likely end up doing is clearing a highway and have jets shoot missle's at the car until it is immobile or in peices with my body parts everywhere. But thats only if they end up not believing I have nuclear weopons in the car. otherwise I think they will let me go right to Mexico with no problems.
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wow thought about this one a bit to much shane
 
Its funny how the guys with families have reasonable things to do before they die while a lot of you guys have gone bonkers.

As for me, eh, I'm good Ive done enough in my life, I am ready to die, the rest of this shit is a bonus.
 
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