Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?

Captain Ben

Captain Ben

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Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again.

Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type — all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?

Yeah, Hoda. Thanks for adding another layer of performance anxiety to our lives.
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Source: http://jalopnik.com/5827735/does-how-you-drive-determine-how-good-you-are-at-sex
 
what if u like to tap the wall?, you like big sloppy pussy!

wat if u pull on the E-brake too much? ... you jerk off too much...
 
What if you slide with another man inches apart?
that sound f*ckin gay as hell buy the way

this sex topic is bullshit driving dont have much to do with how you lay your pipe
one thing is for sure,:D when I tear shit up i have to stop to get a new set of rubber
 
Juan Henao said:
what if u like to tap the wall?, you like big sloppy pussy!

wat if u pull on the E-brake too much? ... you jerk off too much...
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So if you have to clutch kick a lot because you have too little power, does that mean I have to pound harder for her to feel it because I have a small penis? If so, I need to buy a turbo kit and extenze!
 
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