Funny ways you have quit your job?

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i called my boss incompetent and stupid. Then i rolled the fuck out. Any of you guys ever leave your job in a bad/funny way?
 
i know, that's what made it funnier. he bought it lol.. hes like yeah well if you evern move back here just give us a call.
im like yeah fuck youu
 
Ok, I was going to be late (this was my first job ever) since I only had my chevrolegs at the time, so I kept thinking of excuses. So I was like, fuck it.... gotta go all out. Called my friend, so she could tell them I was in a really bad car accident. Everyone at my job was all O_O oh nos Nathalie!
The next day, she went into my job, and told them to please give her my pacheck that I needed to pay some hospital bills.
Never went back >_>
 
naw i got ya all beat! i use to work at jiffy lube, i gave them my 2 week notice. since they new i was leaving they started to treat me like shit, gave me a hard time about everything, so i finaly blew up, i took the oil gun and sprayed the customers car i was working on! all over the side,hood,windsheild and the entire enginebay! then i went in the back room where the washerfluid 55gallon drum is(its where we dilute the contracte fluid in) i stuck the hose in the drum turned it on full blast! i locked the door from the inside and dipped out with a loud FUCK YOU in front of the customers!! about an hour later i got a call from my friend who worked in the sears department (jiffylube is part of sears at this location) and told me the fire department had to come to shut off the water to the building to stop the flood, then they had to brake down the door to get to the water hose!!! thats the best thing i have ever done in my life!!!!

this is the best way ever---http://youtube.com/watch?v=qXQ7D26bO8E
 
lmao

i pissed on my boss car the day i was quiting then i walked in and wiped my ass with the work shirt and threw it to him! this was out of no where to, they had no clue i was quiting. :p
 
PENGUIN MP AR said:
lmao

i pissed on my boss car the day i was quiting then i walked in and wiped my ass with the work shirt and threw it to him! this was out of no where to, they had no clue i was quiting. :p
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wow. that made my day!
 
I told my last boss he had no balls and was to chicken shit to fire anyone. He still didnt fire me so 2 weeks before my vacation I walked in his office at the end of the day opened his door and threw my locker key on his desk and told him to have a nice life.
 
at my last job i screwed the bosses daughter and told him the day i quit.
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that was a joke btw.
 
My old boss called me once at like 6:30 in the morning asking me why I was making so much money. In radioshack the sales people can actually make more than the managers, he was so pissed off.
He found out I was quiting when he got a call asking him about my performance at work. He got pissed at that too, felt sooo good.
 
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