HEY GUYS! read my poem!

[89Hatch240sx]

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

 

[Piner]

Here I sit same as ever
took dump, pulled the lever
the toilet flushed, the water flowed
Look out world its the motherload

 

[whiterabbit7500]

Here I sit same as ever
took dump, pulled the lever
the toilet flushed, the water flowed
Look out world its the motherload

 

[LowRisksCC MA47]

Here I sit, bored at work
I get paid 18.00 an hour to be a jerk.
12 hours go by on sfl pretty slow
But yall know, like I know, and like she knows...when I get home Im gunna scaliwag a ho.
After its said and done, she will be introduced to the dough (door)
And as she walks down the steps
the door will close just in time for me to hear that she didn't get "hers" yet.
Do I fret?
Fuck no, for I am man.
Go get me a beer bitch

 

[89Hatch240sx]

Here I sit, bored at work
I get paid 18.00 an hour to be a jerk.
12 hours go by on sfl pretty slow
But yall know, like I know, and like she knows...when I get home Im gunna scaliwag a ho.
After its said and done, she will be introduced to the dough (door)
As she walks down the steps the door will close just in time for me to hear that she didn't get "hers" yet.

lol where do u work i call bs on 18 an hour lol.

 

[SAS]

I get 25 a hour

 

[LowRisksCC MA47]

Whoops, I just did the math...I make $16.19 an hour Sometimes its $24.60 an hour....but only sometimes. Im a Corrections Officer in Monroe County

I get 25 a hour

Go put on your hater blockers quick befoooor.....FUCK YOU SAS. Too late dude, I hated on you hardcore.
$25 an hour and you drive a old ass Supra? Gasp. Fail. Its k...I drive a 81 Supra.