OFFICIAL ***Chuck Norris*** THREAD!

Jesus tried to copycat Chuck Norris beard, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a cross.....

MiaS13 said:
Chuck Norris once had a love child with the NOPI mascot, we call him Juan Henao
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YOU = FAIL
 
MiaS13 said:
Chuck Norris once had a love child with the NOPI mascot, we call him Juan Henao
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emil stop hangin from his sack dude! lol

"Everytime u masterbate Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face!"
 
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
 
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
 
:eek:on a killing trip to Arizona to round house kill native americans for clameing they were in america befor him CHUCK NORIS was searching the desert 50 miles away from the colorado river when sudenly he farted & created the grand canyon
 
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
 
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
 
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