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Erick Mahle
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Background: I e-mailed this ebay junkyard for a parts inquiry since I cannot find it anywhere in SFL.
-----Original Message-----
From: Erick Mahle [mailto:brazilguy86ATyahooDOTcom]
Sent: Saturday, July 23, 2005 2:38 AM
To: ****.justbmw@fuse.net
Subject: BMW Parts inquiry



Hello, I am looking for an exhaust manifold from a BMW 524td.



Thanks,
Erick
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And their awsomeness in response:

We only have one, and we are not willing to sell it...Sorry. It’s how you make a turbocharged m20.



Thanks for the inquiry.
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Anyone else has a nice pwned story they can relate? I feel like going on a killing spree. :mad:
 
i got one, make beleive it's my first day pulling out the garage with my supra...

" ah nothing can go wrong, it's raining a little but whatever :: 5 seconds later :: .....why is it raining through my dome light? "
 
i was driving to school one day and the sky opened up and started dumping buckets so i turn my winshield wipers on and the drivers side wipes for about 3 wipes and then the whole wiper flies compleptey off the car while its pooring. so i stopped the car and ran back in the middle of the road to go get it. it was partially broken so i jimmyed it back on then it fell off 2 miles later so i was driveing in the rain looking through my passenger side because of course the passenger wiper wouldnt come off for me to put on the drivers side and pluss the damn metal peice that holds the wipers on was grinding into my windshield for 20 miles....

then that afternoon my clutch blew out on the drive home right in the middle of the seven mile bridge...
 
Piner said:
i was driving to school one day and the sky opened up and started dumping buckets so i turn my winshield wipers on and the drivers side wipes for about 3 wipes and then the whole wiper flies compleptey off the car while its pooring. so i stopped the car and ran back in the middle of the road to go get it. it was partially broken so i jimmyed it back on then it fell off 2 miles later so i was driveing in the rain looking through my passenger side because of course the passenger wiper wouldnt come off for me to put on the drivers side and pluss the damn metal peice that holds the wipers on was grinding into my windshield for 20 miles....

then that afternoon my clutch blew out on the drive home right in the middle of the seven mile bridge...
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:: bows :: i'm not worthy
 
Super7 said:
Bwahahahahahahahaha! You got owned kid! lmao!
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Yeah, I calmed down shortly after... because I could easily see myself doing the exact same thing to someone else if I was in his position.
 
How about this one: You sit in your AE86 looking at the (Get Ready for this) custom FACTORY HONDA CD PLAYER :confused: So I start unplugging the ghetto rigged wiring harness and notice that whoever did this **** wired the headlight motors to the radio and grounded both the radio and headlights to the dash support. Now my headlights don't flip up.

Guess Honda does Pwn all because the minute I took the Honda part out, the TOYOTA said I'm DYYYYYING!
 
before I had the 240 I used to own a 84 supra fully loaded, it had alot of rust but wen the rain came down on it it looked like new. I met some hot girl at the airport and after a few conversations on the phone I got the balls to ask her out. I took her to a very nice restaurant in south beach but I took the wonderful supra (cuse it was raining) and she liked the car. as we get to the restaurant the valet atendant aproachs the car and trys to open the passenger door but it wont open, so I try to open mine and it wouldnt open either.some how the door lock were trying tolock the door constantly cuse water got in the electrical system, the ****ing car trapt us inside, it was embarasing. I had to crwal out of the window, but wen it was my dates turn she said NO!... take me home now!, needles to say I never spoke to her again.
 
xero240 said:
before I had the 240 I used to own a 84 supra fully loaded, it had alot of rust but wen the rain came down on it it looked like new. I met some hot girl at the airport and after a few conversations on the phone I got the balls to ask her out. I took her to a very nice restaurant in south beach but I took the wonderful supra (cuse it was raining) and she liked the car. as we get to the restaurant the valet atendant aproachs the car and trys to open the passenger door but it wont open, so I try to open mine and it wouldnt open either.some how the door lock were trying tolock the door constantly cuse water got in the electrical system, the ****ing car trapt us inside, it was embarasing. I had to crwal out of the window, but wen it was my dates turn she said NO!... take me home now!, needles to say I never spoke to her again.
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see u needed a real dating car back then = s13 coupe ;)
 
Piner said:
i was driving to school one day and the sky opened up and started dumping buckets so i turn my winshield wipers on and the drivers side wipes for about 3 wipes and then the whole wiper flies compleptey off the car while its pooring. so i stopped the car and ran back in the middle of the road to go get it. it was partially broken so i jimmyed it back on then it fell off 2 miles later so i was driveing in the rain looking through my passenger side because of course the passenger wiper wouldnt come off for me to put on the drivers side and pluss the damn metal peice that holds the wipers on was grinding into my windshield for 20 miles....

then that afternoon my clutch blew out on the drive home right in the middle of the seven mile bridge...
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Hey the same thing happened to me with the wipers except I just left that **** behind because it nailed this Yukon behind me. Thank god I had my(SHILLA) back then because if it was now my civic wouldn't have gotten away from the Yukon. LOL
 
hmmmmmmm

drivers side door in my trans am got stuck closed. So I either had to hop out of the window nascar style or slide out of the passenger seat.

Going to the ATM one morning, I decided that I was too damn tired to hop out of the window. So I popped open the passenger door and jumped out. Now either one of two things happened.

1) my foot caught the shifter and threw it into reverse as I was sliding out of the car
2) my dog freaked out when I got out of the car, and hit the shifter into reverse

As I get out and head to the ATM, something told me to look back. As I did my trans am peaced out and started rolling away. Good thing the door was open because a building pillar caught the door and pryed it almost to the front passenger fender.

I hopped back in, closed the door (it actually closed after that) and headed home......**** getting money at 9am
 
xero240 said:
before I had the 240 I used to own a 84 supra fully loaded, it had alot of rust but wen the rain came down on it it looked like new. I met some hot girl at the airport and after a few conversations on the phone I got the balls to ask her out. I took her to a very nice restaurant in south beach but I took the wonderful supra (cuse it was raining) and she liked the car. as we get to the restaurant the valet atendant aproachs the car and trys to open the passenger door but it wont open, so I try to open mine and it wouldnt open either.some how the door lock were trying tolock the door constantly cuse water got in the electrical system, the ****ing car trapt us inside, it was embarasing. I had to crwal out of the window, but wen it was my dates turn she said NO!... take me home now!, needles to say I never spoke to her again.
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i still would have asked her out again and said i was using my uncles car or something lol
 
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