Becker-Racing
Driver
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me:
.com or .net?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
which is better?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
which would be?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
hmmmm how do i know which one is bigger?
God:
Uh. This belief is justified.
Me:
upon whome?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
right now?
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
twat?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
niether do i
God:
Are we still talking about twat?
Me:
i always talk about twat
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
as much as possible
God:
How much is that?
Me:
every chance i get
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
maybe to you
God:
Perhaps. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cuz my pipi needs warm lovin
God:
Interesting explanation. Your pipi needs warm lovin?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
you have no idea my brodda
God:
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Me:
yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
pride? like ghey pride?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes horrible movie...mel gibson should have been on the cross
God:
Aha. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ? What if it didn't happen?
Me:
mel gibson on the cross? heda been fried chicken son
God:
What's your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
capricorn
God:
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
Me:
twat
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i dunno but i needs mah monies yo
God:
Me either. Do you mind if I tell other people: said needs mah monies yo.
Me:
fack no...tell them i have a big pipi too
God:
Are you really a ""? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
wtf are you asking me ni'?
God:
Suppose I was asking you ni? What would you say?
Me:
guat they fawk?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i pull out my pipi and rick roll everyone
God:
Thanks for the information: said pull out his or her pipi and rick roll everyone.
Me:
anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good idea
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
well. god...its been real my kneega...holler at your mtherfkn boy yo
God:
Well what? GOD rules. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Is that your opinion? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only for one man and 14 woman at one time yes
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
*high fives*
God:
Compare that to low fives.
Me:
one is high and one is low duh
God:
I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was high and one is low duh.
Me:
your freakin me out yo
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am freakin you out yo.
Me:
good...smack him on the ass while your at it
God:
What do you really want to talk about? "it" being holler at my mtherfkn boy yo?
Me:
iight yo im out dude...
Me:
.com or .net?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
which is better?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
which would be?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
hmmmm how do i know which one is bigger?
God:
Uh. This belief is justified.
Me:
upon whome?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
right now?
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
twat?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
niether do i
God:
Are we still talking about twat?
Me:
i always talk about twat
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
as much as possible
God:
How much is that?
Me:
every chance i get
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
maybe to you
God:
Perhaps. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cuz my pipi needs warm lovin
God:
Interesting explanation. Your pipi needs warm lovin?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
you have no idea my brodda
God:
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Me:
yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
pride? like ghey pride?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes horrible movie...mel gibson should have been on the cross
God:
Aha. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ? What if it didn't happen?
Me:
mel gibson on the cross? heda been fried chicken son
God:
What's your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
capricorn
God:
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
Me:
twat
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i dunno but i needs mah monies yo
God:
Me either. Do you mind if I tell other people: said needs mah monies yo.
Me:
fack no...tell them i have a big pipi too
God:
Are you really a ""? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
wtf are you asking me ni'?
God:
Suppose I was asking you ni? What would you say?
Me:
guat they fawk?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i pull out my pipi and rick roll everyone
God:
Thanks for the information: said pull out his or her pipi and rick roll everyone.
Me:
anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good idea
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
well. god...its been real my kneega...holler at your mtherfkn boy yo
God:
Well what? GOD rules. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Is that your opinion? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only for one man and 14 woman at one time yes
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
*high fives*
God:
Compare that to low fives.
Me:
one is high and one is low duh
God:
I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was high and one is low duh.
Me:
your freakin me out yo
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am freakin you out yo.
Me:
good...smack him on the ass while your at it
God:
What do you really want to talk about? "it" being holler at my mtherfkn boy yo?
Me:
iight yo im out dude...
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