The OFFICIAL "Why I can't attend a drift event" excuses thread!

[Wreck-It Ralph]

cuz im ya tu sabes

and we have a winner!!!

 

[Elliot G]

cuz im ya tu sabes

damn. Thats how you feel. lmao

 

[Roly D Sauce]

yep^ im ya tu sabes during the week and im miami_drifter on the weekends

 

[boxmod]

because I'm a drifter on so many levels (2. a person who goes from place to place, job to job, etc., remaining in each for a short period, [a hobo]) and I'll be stowing away on the next train to clarksville, with a poka-dotted pillow case on a stick.

 

[hachi]

Traffic, um i couldn't get my tux back from the cleaners, my car broke down, i couldn't get a ride, i got a flat tire , someone stole my car, the british are coming, oh and ofcourse I only slide on the streets. Dumb......dumb..dumb...dumb! then again im just lazy i dont wanna drive.

 

[MacMurphy]

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

:bigthumbu

 

[boxmod]

i got my dingy stuck in my zipper... it makes me :0hnoes:

 

[Mars]

I was too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons

 

[SUNNYboi]

Im FWD.....lol

 

[E'sFactoryAE86]

Im LHD....lol

 

[Aerok180]

i got circumsized!