"Yeah, I drift too" stories

I really dont see anything wrong with ppl talking shit from the stands, that really does just mean the sport has grown to a professional level. You will always have armchair quarterbacks in any sport, just have to get used too it.
 
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Best post in this whole thread....


I need to get out more:boring:

I really dont see anything wrong with ppl talking shit from the stands, that really does just mean the sport has grown to a professional level. You will always have armchair quarterbacks in any sport, just have to get used too it.



I take a shit in the stands.... does that still count?
 
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everytime i spectate at an event the people around me learn things because I have a constant commentary going that usually overrides their dumbasses
 
so this one time i was banging yo momma and i asked her if she liked drifting.... she said yes... so i slid it in sideways
ohhhh burned
 
street drifting is way better cause you can do it 24/7. that means tons more seat time...









duhhhhhhhh.






ok sorry..this thread is dead anyways.
 
holy shit... this went to gaytown and back twice now. I'll just get ready for the car show this weekend lmao
 
I'm not wasting tires for that, hah! thats just bleh to me haha. I won't even waste gas to go down the drag strip.
 
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i was once a pro d1gp drifter but had an accident.... and now i got reincarnated into who i am now and starting over :D
 
last night i got a guy telling me drifts in his Mitsubishi Lancer. This was brought up due to the shirt that i was wearing that looked like an old D.A.R.E shirt but instead said D.R.I.F.T on on it. he wouldnt stfu and get me my parts. i told him about the site and maybe to getta 240sx and really drift and he was like "nah dawg i wanna slide a 350z and gut tht bitch out, YO." i said, well dont you wanna get good before you slide a car like that, you'll probably crash and itll be a pain to fix money wise rather then a 240? "nahhhhh the i drift good in my lancer, i pop dat ebrake and the bitch just sliidesss so nice." at this point i have a blank and dumbfounded look on my face with the one goal of getting out of the store before he asked me what i drove....
 
last night i got a guy telling me drifts in his Mitsubishi Lancer. This was brought up due to the shirt that i was wearing that looked like an old D.A.R.E shirt but instead said D.R.I.F.T on on it. he wouldnt stfu and get me my parts. i told him about the site and maybe to getta 240sx and really drift and he was like "nah dawg i wanna slide a 350z and gut tht bitch out, YO." i said, well dont you wanna get good before you slide a car like that, you'll probably crash and itll be a pain to fix money wise rather then a 240? "nahhhhh the i drift good in my lancer, i pop dat ebrake and the bitch just sliidesss so nice." at this point i have a blank and dumbfounded look on my face with the one goal of getting out of the store before he asked me what i drove....

some guy at some racer hangout on bird and 107 told me that he was trying to slide his mitsubishi i was like yea evos are awd but there fast cars dont try drifting in it ..and he told me naw i have a lancer and i drifted into the median ...i was like wow ..then he took out his camra phone and played the video of him actually hitting the median i was like why would u show anyone this video? lol
 
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