Umonkey2
Spectator
I dont know if its a repost, But just read if your bored and want some laughs..
Repost your own!
You know you drive a 240SX when..
You know you drive a Nissan 240SX when..
Everybody thinks you're a drifter.
when it becomes an impulse to say "you better hold that shit, i don't have cupholders"
a rainy day IS a beautiful day
You keep on hearing KA/SR fights.
Hearing the word "cat" makes you think of a KA-T.
Everyone tells you: "Nice car, you got anything done to it?" No matter how beat up the 240 is!
Your rear tires are bald
You take the ash tray out on S13's to use it as a cup holder.
Your interior smells like gas
when people think your car came from Japan just because you have silvia head lights
When somebody asks you "u got an sr in there"?
you spend more on a few performance parts than you did to buy the car.
you spend hours at junkyards trying to find a stock, plastic radiator overflow catch can in good shape; which just leads to more frustration and you then spend the $40 at the dealership for a new one.
Your dash is cracked but it's o.k. because everyone else's is cracked as well!
you know exaclty what "S14 Kouki" means.
ricers ask you if thats a "real" Silvia even though your left hand drive
when your engine cost more than the car.
you tell your non-240 friends you wish you had an extra $20k to finish you car. Then they look at you like you're a complete moron.
When the Honda crowd envys ur car.
-When everyone in the world wants to race you
:x -When kids walking on the street give you the thumbs up when you roll past them :wink:
-When people are afraid of your car
-When guys envy you cuz their girl really likes your ride
-When you put ur car b4 everyone else.
when you're working on a never ending project
When you see an AE86, you tell your girlfriend, "That's a nice car," and she looks at you like you're a complete idiot.
when ur blasting techno and u dont give a f**k what people think what ur hearing to..
when u drift n the streets the car behind u takes a shit and losses control of the car....
when everytime ur passenger is about to get out, u pause just to see them get clobbered in the noggen with the auto-belt
when you see basically any strong engine and automatically picture it in your car.
when your car is more than one color
When you notice 95% of the 240's on the road look like a piece of shit.
when your driver side fender is dented.
when your missing at least one of the two front bumper extension.
when your 1/4 panel is dented in. (which ever side)
If you have an S13, you have to buy a headlight switch.
when you see more parts out's because more people are trying to DRIFT..
When you see a 240 all dented up and smashed and just figure they're a drifter
Magically the number 240 shows up everywhere in your daily life.
when people ask you "how much was ur silvia conversion?"
when you take more pics of your car than actually driving it.
when if you don't drive your car for a week, you GENUINELY miss it!
You find yourself drifting shopping carts at supermarkets.
when you cant slow down on any turn
When oNe is not enough.......
When you've considered switching to a sileighty, but then pop ups kinda look hot, but then so does the Sil80, but then etc
You think your 240 is worth 30k dollars because thats what you spent on it.
people speed up in front of you and they glance back in their mirrors to see if you have an intercooler.
For people living in South Florida--when you've mastered the turn ramp into 836 south from dolphin mall or when you also mastered the flagler exit from the 836
your friends family and other passengers are afraid of taking turns with you driving
it's lunch time -- your windows are rolled down -- you are sweating profusely but your still in a 240no a/c
everyone wants to know why you will never sell your car.
YOU can talk in a different language to others....
ex.
he had a S13 with an SR20 and Gt35R boosting 16 lbs and put down 376rwhp but he runs 2.8 60 fts. with 225's in the rear hes gonna need some 275's to get better. hes thinking about going RB or maybe 2J with a 150 shot or part it out and get a Z32 or a new EVO9 because you know those 4G63's are proven....
(you get the picture)
when you freak out bc you actually see a kouki on the road
And then you cry a little inside when you see that its all fuxxed up and not taken care of...
and it's auto and driven by an old lady.
When it's raining hard and your car starts to understeer and you veer off the highway ::no damage:: :evil:
you consider exterior styling upgrades are buying OEM Nissan parts from Japan
when you have to hold the hatch lever next to the driver's seat while someone else pulls the hatch up to get into the trunk.(S13 Hatch)
when you get good at it but you know that you can't close the door after you pull the lever because if not the hatch will close again.
Repost your own!
You know you drive a 240SX when..
You know you drive a Nissan 240SX when..
Everybody thinks you're a drifter.
when it becomes an impulse to say "you better hold that shit, i don't have cupholders"
a rainy day IS a beautiful day
You keep on hearing KA/SR fights.
Hearing the word "cat" makes you think of a KA-T.
Everyone tells you: "Nice car, you got anything done to it?" No matter how beat up the 240 is!
Your rear tires are bald
You take the ash tray out on S13's to use it as a cup holder.
Your interior smells like gas
when people think your car came from Japan just because you have silvia head lights
When somebody asks you "u got an sr in there"?
you spend more on a few performance parts than you did to buy the car.
you spend hours at junkyards trying to find a stock, plastic radiator overflow catch can in good shape; which just leads to more frustration and you then spend the $40 at the dealership for a new one.
Your dash is cracked but it's o.k. because everyone else's is cracked as well!
you know exaclty what "S14 Kouki" means.
ricers ask you if thats a "real" Silvia even though your left hand drive
when your engine cost more than the car.
you tell your non-240 friends you wish you had an extra $20k to finish you car. Then they look at you like you're a complete moron.
When the Honda crowd envys ur car.
-When everyone in the world wants to race you
:x -When kids walking on the street give you the thumbs up when you roll past them :wink:
-When people are afraid of your car
-When guys envy you cuz their girl really likes your ride
-When you put ur car b4 everyone else
.when you're working on a never ending project
When you see an AE86, you tell your girlfriend, "That's a nice car," and she looks at you like you're a complete idiot.
when ur blasting techno and u dont give a f**k what people think what ur hearing to..
when u drift n the streets the car behind u takes a shit and losses control of the car....
when everytime ur passenger is about to get out, u pause just to see them get clobbered in the noggen with the auto-belt
when you see basically any strong engine and automatically picture it in your car.
when your car is more than one color
When you notice 95% of the 240's on the road look like a piece of shit.
when your driver side fender is dented.
when your missing at least one of the two front bumper extension.
when your 1/4 panel is dented in. (which ever side)
If you have an S13, you have to buy a headlight switch.
when you see more parts out's because more people are trying to DRIFT..
When you see a 240 all dented up and smashed and just figure they're a drifter
Magically the number 240 shows up everywhere in your daily life.
when people ask you "how much was ur silvia conversion?"
when you take more pics of your car than actually driving it.
when if you don't drive your car for a week, you GENUINELY miss it!
You find yourself drifting shopping carts at supermarkets.
when you cant slow down on any turn
When oNe is not enough.......
When you've considered switching to a sileighty, but then pop ups kinda look hot, but then so does the Sil80, but then etc
You think your 240 is worth 30k dollars because thats what you spent on it.
people speed up in front of you and they glance back in their mirrors to see if you have an intercooler.
For people living in South Florida--when you've mastered the turn ramp into 836 south from dolphin mall or when you also mastered the flagler exit from the 836
your friends family and other passengers are afraid of taking turns with you driving
it's lunch time -- your windows are rolled down -- you are sweating profusely but your still in a 240
no a/ceveryone wants to know why you will never sell your car.
YOU can talk in a different language to others....
ex.
he had a S13 with an SR20 and Gt35R boosting 16 lbs and put down 376rwhp but he runs 2.8 60 fts. with 225's in the rear hes gonna need some 275's to get better. hes thinking about going RB or maybe 2J with a 150 shot or part it out and get a Z32 or a new EVO9 because you know those 4G63's are proven....
(you get the picture)
when you freak out bc you actually see a kouki on the road
And then you cry a little inside when you see that its all fuxxed up and not taken care of...
and it's auto and driven by an old lady.
When it's raining hard and your car starts to understeer and you veer off the highway ::no damage:: :evil:
you consider exterior styling upgrades are buying OEM Nissan parts from Japan
when you have to hold the hatch lever next to the driver's seat while someone else pulls the hatch up to get into the trunk.(S13 Hatch)
when you get good at it but you know that you can't close the door after you pull the lever because if not the hatch will close again.
