suislide240sx
Banned
- You listen to the Initial D theme song while driving.
- You copy your favorite drifters car's on Gran Tourismo.
- Every corner you drive around, you access how hard it would be to drift.
-You make sure that you mention that you have a LSD before nameing any other modification to your car.
- Have an est. of 1,000 dollar's or more in body damage from praticeing.
- You analyze every rwd car on the street, estimating what modifications it would need to be a good drift car.
- You make hand motions of handbrake and fient drifts when just walking around.
- You put notes on every S13 and AE86 you see, asking to buy thier car, whether its for sale or not.
- When your best friends are Zip Ties and electrical tape.
- Your "stereo" is rolling your windows down and listening to your car on the road.
- When body damage on your car are "battle scars".
- The words canyon and touge make ur feet twitch.
- Everytime u take passengers u recalculate the weight balance in ur car.
- You check ur tire wear after every time u park ur car.
- You know your drifter when your sitting at piano at friends house and practice the downshift on the 3 petals.
- All your front sheet metal has been unbolted and is now held on with zip ties.
- You prefer to have the rims on your car mis-matched.
- Your "custom" paint job comes from a can.
- Crashing is no longer traumatic.
- Ask which button is the e-brake before playing any racing game.
- Spend your rainy afternoons in empty parking lots.
- When you have more than 4 sets of rear rims.
- When people ask you why your colagne smells like tires.
- When you point out all your skidmarks to your friends when driving around town.
- When you drift the shopping cart at the store around every turn. :laugh: :bigthumbu
- You love when 15" all-season tires are on sale.
- You are on a first name basis with the cop who patrols your fav. drift spot.
- Your excuse for the above mentioned is that your "practicing evaseive manuvers" is better to do in industrial parks/parking lots rather then on busy streets.
- When all of your friends drive FR cars w/ excessive neg. front camber and bald rear tires.
- Your mum wonders where the hell you go at night and come home sober.
- You havent bought new tires, ever.
- Drum brakes in the rear is actualy a good thing.
- Rain is your tyre saving friend.
- Your Girlfriend asks if you love your car more than her.
- Your girlfriend dumps/bitches@ you when you answer.
- You think Zip ties are strong enough to hold your exhaust on till you get home.
- You've owned the same 240 for over 3 years, and have never put a set of "new" tires on it.
-You drift when you dont even mean to.
- Your car is now 3 different colors of black (not counting Carbon Fiber.
- When you think of how much money to save to go to Japan and buy kei office suspension and bride seats.
-When everyone else your age was trying to find porn on the net you were trying to find the right coilovers.
-You're excuse for not know how to drive for shit "I was drifting" or "I'm a drifter" :laugh:
(haha sux to be u guys)
- When people who ride with you ALWAYS buckle up.
- When you go into a curve setting up for a drift even though grandma's with you.
- When someone offers what to name their baby girl and you say "Silvia". :bigthumbu
- When people debate about pros and cons of the government. and you say "WELL I LIKE TURBOS MORE THAN N/A because..."
- You clean your side windows more than your windshield.
- You see shrek two and when the donkey in horseform slides in the castle you scream "DORI DORI!"
- You drift in every video game you play, even simpsons hit and run...
- You parents yell at you for getting a ticket for drifting in a parking lot but the best excuse you can come up with is that "its safer then drifting on a touge run".
- Your parents know what a touge is.
-you take your friends cars out for a night time run at the parking lot when they don't know it
- you sit in math class with your feet on the chair in front of you and do all the foot and hand motions, then get kicked out of the room because when your *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* teacher told you to stop, you said "Hey im practicing for my career." then every one laughed.
-when you are driving a ff car you wish that you could do a swap or steal a fr car or even make it rain, so you can sort of ff drift. (typical honda boy)
-bought zip zaps to practice in the winter when you wouldent even think about taking your car out
-plays gt3 just because you can drift, and thats all you ever do when you play and wishes that tokyo extreme racer zero had a drift element.
-watches drift videos and thinks about drifting, and buys magazine's about drifting, while your car is stuck in the garage.
- u diss drag racers (haters)
- dog on other rwd cars that are super heavy and couldnt hang a turn like my ae86.
-u think street racing is for ppl who cant drift
-ur friends think ur an idiot
-u have at least 10 different drifting spots
-hate your efffing nissan sentra for being FF
-loved your efffing bmw 325 for being FR
-You know you're a drifter when you dont try to impress people by telling them you're a drifter. :laugh: :laugh:
"you know you're an INTERNET drifter when you reply to this post"
- You copy your favorite drifters car's on Gran Tourismo.
- Every corner you drive around, you access how hard it would be to drift.
-You make sure that you mention that you have a LSD before nameing any other modification to your car.
- Have an est. of 1,000 dollar's or more in body damage from praticeing.
- You analyze every rwd car on the street, estimating what modifications it would need to be a good drift car.
- You make hand motions of handbrake and fient drifts when just walking around.
- You put notes on every S13 and AE86 you see, asking to buy thier car, whether its for sale or not.
- When your best friends are Zip Ties and electrical tape.
- Your "stereo" is rolling your windows down and listening to your car on the road.
- When body damage on your car are "battle scars".
- The words canyon and touge make ur feet twitch.
- Everytime u take passengers u recalculate the weight balance in ur car.
- You check ur tire wear after every time u park ur car.
- You know your drifter when your sitting at piano at friends house and practice the downshift on the 3 petals.
- All your front sheet metal has been unbolted and is now held on with zip ties.
- You prefer to have the rims on your car mis-matched.
- Your "custom" paint job comes from a can.
- Crashing is no longer traumatic.
- Ask which button is the e-brake before playing any racing game.
- Spend your rainy afternoons in empty parking lots.
- When you have more than 4 sets of rear rims.
- When people ask you why your colagne smells like tires.
- When you point out all your skidmarks to your friends when driving around town.
- When you drift the shopping cart at the store around every turn. :laugh: :bigthumbu
- You love when 15" all-season tires are on sale.
- You are on a first name basis with the cop who patrols your fav. drift spot.
- Your excuse for the above mentioned is that your "practicing evaseive manuvers" is better to do in industrial parks/parking lots rather then on busy streets.
- When all of your friends drive FR cars w/ excessive neg. front camber and bald rear tires.
- Your mum wonders where the hell you go at night and come home sober.
- You havent bought new tires, ever.
- Drum brakes in the rear is actualy a good thing.
- Rain is your tyre saving friend.
- Your Girlfriend asks if you love your car more than her.
- Your girlfriend dumps/bitches@ you when you answer.
- You think Zip ties are strong enough to hold your exhaust on till you get home.
- You've owned the same 240 for over 3 years, and have never put a set of "new" tires on it.
-You drift when you dont even mean to.
- Your car is now 3 different colors of black (not counting Carbon Fiber.
- When you think of how much money to save to go to Japan and buy kei office suspension and bride seats.
-When everyone else your age was trying to find porn on the net you were trying to find the right coilovers.
-You're excuse for not know how to drive for shit "I was drifting" or "I'm a drifter" :laugh:
(haha sux to be u guys)
- When people who ride with you ALWAYS buckle up.
- When you go into a curve setting up for a drift even though grandma's with you.
- When someone offers what to name their baby girl and you say "Silvia". :bigthumbu
- When people debate about pros and cons of the government. and you say "WELL I LIKE TURBOS MORE THAN N/A because..."
- You clean your side windows more than your windshield.
- You see shrek two and when the donkey in horseform slides in the castle you scream "DORI DORI!"
- You drift in every video game you play, even simpsons hit and run...
- You parents yell at you for getting a ticket for drifting in a parking lot but the best excuse you can come up with is that "its safer then drifting on a touge run".
- Your parents know what a touge is.
-you take your friends cars out for a night time run at the parking lot when they don't know it
- you sit in math class with your feet on the chair in front of you and do all the foot and hand motions, then get kicked out of the room because when your *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* teacher told you to stop, you said "Hey im practicing for my career." then every one laughed.
-when you are driving a ff car you wish that you could do a swap or steal a fr car or even make it rain, so you can sort of ff drift. (typical honda boy)
-bought zip zaps to practice in the winter when you wouldent even think about taking your car out
-plays gt3 just because you can drift, and thats all you ever do when you play and wishes that tokyo extreme racer zero had a drift element.
-watches drift videos and thinks about drifting, and buys magazine's about drifting, while your car is stuck in the garage.
- u diss drag racers (haters
)- dog on other rwd cars that are super heavy and couldnt hang a turn like my ae86.
-u think street racing is for ppl who cant drift
-ur friends think ur an idiot
-u have at least 10 different drifting spots
-hate your efffing nissan sentra for being FF
-loved your efffing bmw 325 for being FR
-You know you're a drifter when you dont try to impress people by telling them you're a drifter. :laugh: :laugh:
"you know you're an INTERNET drifter when you reply to this post"
