You sir can blow me and cuff muh ballz (max pleasure)

Goddamnit, I want yall to know I am fully prepared to put my nuts all over SFLD.com Ill even have Bladder make it a banner...a ball banner.
 
The car was from Key West. The owner was trying to rebuild it after Hurricane Wilma swallowed it with 5 foot of atlantic ocean. She didn't have it registered, and parked in the wrong spot so this towing company took it. The owner eventually released the title to the tow yard. (I know all of this because I was waiting on the title because I was going to buy the whole car until I found out the motor was seized because of the hurricane damage) When I saw the car, I instantly recognized it because I wanted the rims bad. I asked the guy if he bought the car from this local wrecking yard down here, he said yes...at which point I called him a dirty sob and walked.

Keep in mind, I live in Key West, I found this car in Miami....that junk yard right off of crome ave and mowry...1150 Mowry to be exact....don't go there, and if you do...bring Chuck Norris
 
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hahah seriously. maybe chuck norris can make my day and go kill the tax people. 66 dollar refund. what a fucken joke.
 
why would you want to show your balls to 1400 guys lol theres only like 4 girls on here. I do think it would be funny if you could get bladder to make a gif for a banner thats all black then one frame real quick balls. lol That would be classic lol
 
well....I did it. I put my nuts on a for sale thread. I will never again put my boys out on front street again. nuts + camera = pics. nut pics + image shack = image code. nutty image code + sfldrifters = funny. funny nuts all up in homeboys for sale thread + admin = fuckin banned...and me going nuts..really I about lost my mind. anyways I'm back...its all good. I'm sorry bladder, I still love you (no homo) let this be a lesson to all of you
 
lesson learned.........dont have the admin ban you and have pic of your nuts removed on the account that they looked like they belonged on a 6yr old girlscout :laugh:
 
kwkouki said:
lesson learned.........dont have the admin ban you and have pic of your nuts removed on the account that they looked like they belonged on a 6yr old girlscout :laugh:
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1. WTF are you doing with 6 y/o girls scouts? o_O
2. I thought the only nuts girl scouts packed were in those delicious cookies.
3. If a 6 y/o girl scout was swinging nuts....omg dude, thats an untapped market....go find that sick bastard and grab your camera TJ....were gunna be rich.
 
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