"Yeah, I drift too" stories

one time I asked a kid after telling me a story...."do you know who I am?"

then I did this
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When we get down, it was the miata from back to the future on the passengers side

hahaha, that's good.


a buddy of mine just got a 240 and is doing some nice modifications to it and i took him to a couple spots one day. The next day, after a total of 1 day trying to drift, he's talking to a bunch of people about how he drifts and they should go with him drifting.... :rolleyes: -lame. needless to say, he thought he was the shit and crashed the next day. Now he's back on planet earth with the rest of us mortals. I just think it is funny. He's a nice guy tho, just needed him to crash his car.
 
I'm just getting started with serious drifting, but about 7 years ago I worked in a shop and had just heard of drifting and it just happened to be I was telling my coworker about while we where test driving a customers miata. Well the shop is around where JDM of miami and Moe's PRS is located and if you been in that area, then you know that sweeping turn towards the back of that block. I was coming up on it and decided to give this drifting thing a try. I was pretty scared being my first time, so I just got to maybe 30 miles per hour and took the turn and just clutch kicked. The rear breaks lose and chirps just a bit and I'm feeling like motherfucking DK. My coworker decides that he wants to try this too so we switch places. I remember looking at the speedometer and seeing 40mph and thinking oh shit. Dude takes the left turn, powers over and we get sideways, except we are still going forward and the curb is getting closer and closer. I thought we where going to die when we hit. Way I figured, this fucking thing was going to flip and it was going to be my coffin, but when I opened my eyes, the car was perfectly level and we where fine. Except my half of the car was on the curb so I should have been higher. When we get down, it was the miata from back to the future on the passengers side and a regular miata on the drivers side. We actually got the suspension from the junk yard, sprayed it and gave the car to the owner without letting him know.

TL;DR: First adventure into drifting with customers car, my shop coworker gave a Miata a back to the future makeover and we used african american engineering skills to conceal the damage and give the car back to the owner.

omg i just laughed so hard reading this shit... haha i think the best is the african american engineering part bwhahahahahaha wow epic
 
I was once in a place, and i said i drift and the person was like you drift and i said yes I drift and he said you drift cars, and i said I drift cars, and he said drifting is this and i said drifting is that, and i said drifting and for all you fags in this website here is a gift:
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all the time people tell me they drift, and then proceed to name their FWD car... the end

lil story...

Me: what up josh
J: not much, i was drifting my car the other day!! it was like Tokyo Drift.
Me: bro you drive a FWD sentra you were "power sliding" big difference.
J: no man, it was awesome u dono.
Me: oh right right... why's your bumper all primer'd and fucked up?

my friend sean cuts in
Sean: bRo!! we were drifting in reverse the other night and this idiot josh ran straight through like 4 mailboxes and killed the bumper...!!!

Me; WTF... later....
 
1: that movie joke is way old.

2: powersliding is not fwd drifting lol, but yea Sentra is not drifting in the traditional sense by any means

*teh previus is post'd by some1 unda the influ-ince of al-co-hall.
 
i dont know exactly if anyone will agree with me but to me a drifter is someone who enjoys trying even when they fail. with that being said people in general will say stuff to sound cool. it dosnt make them a failure its human nature to hype up ur own stuff at first.
 
i dont know exactly if anyone will agree with me but to me a drifter is someone who enjoys trying even when they fail. with that being said people in general will say stuff to sound cool. it dosnt make them a failure its human nature to hype up ur own stuff at first.

+1 if you try and dedicate yourself to it then your a drifter in my eyes no matter what the bastard drives.:applause:
 
No.
You arnt a drifter until you come to events and like keep coming and have a desire to learn.

Not some wood pecker communist mother fucker that goes street sliding and calls themself a drifter.

Street drifting isnt drifting. Its a socialist plot to take over the streets and ruin drifting for people from Finland....then Harri would have to bench press all of the socialist to keep them from stopping drifting. Then He would arm wrestle an orangutan.
 
No.
You arnt a drifter until you come to events and like keep coming and have a desire to learn.

Not some wood pecker communist mother fucker that goes street sliding and calls themself a drifter.

Street drifting isnt drifting. Its a socialist plot to take over the streets and ruin drifting for people from Finland....then Harri would have to bench press all of the socialist to keep them from stopping drifting. Then He would arm wrestle an orangutan.

you got it all wrong. The capitalist are the ones to blame... they go street sliding and fuck shit up on purpose so that your forced to go to events and spend lots of cash on 4 runs. :D
 
What about the other way around! I have had my 240 for about two years and i have neer gone to an event or nothing but i do hit up a few spots but nothing crazy at all and its only once in a while...ive only repleced my tires twice. But at my school since I was the only one with a 240 well a clean one everyone thought i was a drifter and then at certain times i would give ppl rides and like at a stop i pop the clutch and turn so it gets a little angle and then the next day either im a drifter or a wanna be drifter if the person i gave a ride is big shit talker. Its retarded...its just drifting no reason to be super cocky about it it is hard but whatever..i do it for fun and the adrenaline, but I have never really done much...NOW is when i got lsd so I might start etting into it. But ya point is it can be aplied backwards which makes me mad!
 
I wrote a whole bunch of text hoping that noone would read it, becuase the second they actually read it, they're gonna realize I dont drift, and idk if I can handle that. Im one of those people that tells everyone I drift, but I really dont. I like to think I do sometimes, but when im at home by myself, I know the truth, and a strange feeling comes over me. Kind of like the feeling you get when you wet the bed. The like, FUCK, I pissed the bed, but noone really knows except for me, so I think I might be in the clear, but at the same time you just wanna tell someone, and hopefully they go, no, its ok, I wet the bed too.
Yeah, you're one of those people.
 
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