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The rules didnt say anything about not posting on another forum. Did you want me to PM everyone individually?

Hell, you made the forum and sent out all the original invites, so how is that fair? lol

And I didn't hide it like you are saying. I just clicked the URL button on the reply box thing, pasted the address and typed in Florida Drift.
 
KoukiBass14oon said:
The rules didnt say anything about not posting on another forum. Did you want me to PM everyone individually?

Hell, you made the forum and sent out all the original invites, so how is that fair? lol

And I didn't hide it like you are saying. I just clicked the URL button on the reply box thing, pasted the address and typed in Florida Drift.
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How fair is what? Remember this "the game starts now ladies and gents" that was on 07, 2011, 12:01:22 am. Anything I did prior to was irrelevant. Tell you what, when you win, I will just give your dad the 100 bucks since he pays for everything anyway. Kelsey I am really starting to understand why so many people do want to deal with you. The lack of people skills you have from living your obviously sheltered life is mind boggling. Always living life by your own (dads) rules and always getting what you want anyway that you can get it amazes me.


KoukiBass14oon said:
And I didn't hide it like you are saying. I just clicked the URL button on the reply box thing, pasted the address and typed in Florida Drift.
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If this where true you would of gotten this...

http://floridadrift.com/index.php?action=register;inviter=2

Cute.
 
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Sits at the bar and ask the bar tender for a drink.
The bar tender says....










.....you know we don't serve food here.
 
KoukiBass14oon said:
And I didn't hide it like you are saying. I just clicked the URL button on the reply box thing, pasted the address and typed in Florida Drift.
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^^^^^

---------- Post added at 12:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:33 AM ----------

Besides, If I didn't post here, somebody else probably would have because the rules didnt say we couldnt


P.S. Yea, My dad pays for everything while I'm in college and can't work. Jealous?
 
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A duck walks into a bar, hops on onthe bar and ask the bartender for some grapes.
Bartender says he doesn't have any grapes and for the duck to leave.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar, an hops back on the bar. He ask the bartender if he has any grapes.
The bartender says," listen duck, i don't have any grapes, now get outta here and don't come back."

The next day the duck comes back in, and just like the previous days, he hops on the bar and ask for grapes.
The bartender says," listen you damn duck, i don't have any grapes, and if you come back tomorrow, I'm gonna staple your feet to the bar." the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and hops on the bar.
The bar tender says," WTF do you want?!"
The duck says, "you got any staples?"
Bartender says, " no, why the fuck would I have staples."
The duck replies, " got any grapes?"
 
Bearcat said:
A duck walks into a bar, hops on onthe bar and ask the bartender for some grapes.
Bartender says he doesn't have any grapes and for the duck to leave.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar, an hops back on the bar. He ask the bartender if he has any grapes.
The bartender says," listen duck, i don't have any grapes, now get outta here and don't come back."

The next day the duck comes back in, and just like the previous days, he hops on the bar and ask for grapes.
The bartender says," listen you damn duck, i don't have any grapes, and if you come back tomorrow, I'm gonna staple your feet to the bar." the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and hops on the bar.
The bar tender says," WTF do you want?!"
The duck says, "you got any staples?"
Bartender says, " no, why the fuck would I have staples."
The duck replies, " got any grapes?"
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Holy shit I just boogered on my laptop screen I just laughed so hard.
 
Bearcat said:
A duck walks into a bar, hops on onthe bar and ask the bartender for some grapes.
Bartender says he doesn't have any grapes and for the duck to leave.

The next day, the duck comes back into the bar, an hops back on the bar. He ask the bartender if he has any grapes.
The bartender says," listen duck, i don't have any grapes, now get outta here and don't come back."

The next day the duck comes back in, and just like the previous days, he hops on the bar and ask for grapes.
The bartender says," listen you damn duck, i don't have any grapes, and if you come back tomorrow, I'm gonna staple your feet to the bar." the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and hops on the bar.
The bar tender says," WTF do you want?!"
The duck says, "you got any staples?"
Bartender says, " no, why the fuck would I have staples."
The duck replies, " got any grapes?"
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:laugh:
 
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
 
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