OFFICIAL ***Chuck Norris*** THREAD!

chuck norris once thought of producing an energy drink out of his urine...which is we all know as REDBULL.
 
Many of his victims families thought Chuck's power was in his beard. They tried to cut it off with a weed wacker, upon contact the machine blew up killing everyone, except Chuck
 
Chuck Norris once bought a puppy for his wife, then he killed it in front of her. Chuck Norris knows no competition
 
Chucks Norris can crack concrete........................................with his urine
 
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Chuck Norris once ejaculated on top of planet earth, it has been recorded in history as the largest meteor shower ever, the real reason the dinosour went extinct....
 
Chuck Norris does not flex at 100%, if he did, his muscle mass would become so dense it would create it's own gravitational field similar to that of a black hole... Killing all living things in the universe, except himself.
 
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man for being an impostor. Christopher Reeves' life was never the same
 
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