When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
OFFICIAL ***Chuck Norris*** THREAD!
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris decided to make man as an mirror image of but instead of using sand he used Kryptonite.... he then saw god going trying the same thing with sand, and chuck norris laughed... so to be unique he said "fuck this sculpturing shit" and mankind was fucked now we all come from sand...
they tried to incorporate Chuck Noris in every fighting game to come out. but could not..... every button was a round house and could not be programed other wise.....