The OFFICIAL "Why I can't attend a drift event" excuses thread!

rwdrift

rwdrift

Erick Mahle
Driver
Alright, since we have plenty of these to pass around, let's have at it.

Every time you hear some retarded excuse for someone to NOT attend a drift event, post it here. Anything goes.... from the sick grandmother or the court cases on Sundays.

Have at it! :bigthumbu
 
You guys suck. The idea is to post up the random ass excuses you hear. Since there's so many going around... I figure might as well point them out to see if they will actually do something about it

We'll start with SFL's finest:
DUDOCIUS said:
i suck... so no tandem for me, plus no cage, plus i suck, plus i cant drive, plus there is no way i will even be allowed to tandem... last time i was at moroso i raped the skidpad and i wasnt allowed to move to the actual track.. so that means i cant drive for shit. i cant drive nor i can drift.. so no point series for me......
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my fan cluch broke.. my 240 is a pos and wont make it up the block..keep em coming
 
Mars said:
4 hour drive
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Man, I must suck at explaining myself lol.

The reason is to point out the completely invalid reasons as to why someone would miss out on an event. Like fixing something stupid, or court cases on Sundays.

....not to explain why you're usually missing out on events personally. Reasonable excuses are no fun. :D
 
same D bag lol

dayum lol ok so i got the day wrong, its the 6th, so assuming my traction control is no longer stuck 'ON' on the 5th i should be good. there's still the possibility my license could get suspended on the 30th but im working on that....

dont worry, if i can ill def be out there understeering like crazy just like at practice =[
 
rwdrift said:
Man, I must suck at explaining myself lol.

The reason is to point out the completely invalid reasons as to why someone would miss out on an event. Like fixing something stupid, or court cases on Sundays.

....not to explain why you're usually missing out on events personally. Reasonable excuses are no fun. :D
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WEll I hate you fucks, If I was gay, I wouldnt fuck any of, cept maybe Bladder, as long as it he had the beard to act as a flavor saver. The only reason I post on this site is gain some south florida drug connections so when I drive down I can grab a few hundred pounds of some fine south american coke and sex slaves. The lady boy ones in fact.
 
my dog will fly away on the day of event soooooo i gotta call justice league to search my dog before pinky and the brain captures him on this stupid quest to find the magic liger who hold captive the jewel of bjork....... and not enough gas...

jk im going :)
 
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