The OFFICIAL "Why I can't attend a drift event" excuses thread!

[boxmod]

I cant drift because my 5th gear is broken.

 

[aNna]

i have to go to church and praise the lord's name.

jk but i do go to church sundays.

 

[TaGsThAsTreetZ]

Football....

 

[FlyinFINN]

I ran out of beer.

 

[Mars]

I bought a new hermaphrodite porn video and I cant stop watchin

 

[Kusotare]

lol even when i had an excuse on why i couldnt go i still played hookie on work to go xD

 

[boxmod]

im staring in a new hermaphrodite porn for mars to buy.
its called
"Gender Drifters" :Tandem Dick Battle!

 

[Becker-Racing]

i like turtles....

 

[Mars]

im staring in a new hermaphrodite porn for mars to buy.
its called
"Gender Drifters" :Tandem Dick Battle!

I sure hope theres a parody of the mr hands video with bill

 

[Sean Love]

im staring in a new hermaphrodite porn for mars to buy.
its called
"Gender Drifters" :Tandem Dick Battle!

Goddamn box, you lurk on this forum and just drop these bombs randomly. I fuckin died laughing at that shit

 

[Chris Jackson]

i got a flat tire

 

[axle954]

My KA blew up
well I've never had to use it, but i hear it often

 

[cookie cutter]

my left kidney was taken when i was messin with this brazilian chick and im tryin to find it on the black market ebay so i can buy it back and thas why i cant pay 55 bux to drift...hehe

 

[Arauz]

Cause I can't Drift

 

[BILLFISHER21]

I ran out of beer.

OUCH

 

[SAS]

my car is too nice to drift i dont want to wreck it LMAO

 

[rwdrift]

my car is too nice to drift i dont want to wreck it LMAO

I love how 1/2 the guys that say that drive S13s that are in OK (Maybe good) condition

 

[boxmod]

My vinyls aren't ready.

 

[SAS]

I love how 1/2 the guys that say that drive S13s that are in OK (Maybe good) condition

LMAO yeah i know if i had the money i go buy a retardly expensive car then wall check it at countyline a few times just to piss people off LMAO

 

[Ofc. Dangle]

I have blisters on my hands from masterbating all night. I can't even touch the steering wheel.